Newcastle, Australia · Certified Certifier

TRISTAN
FAHEY

The man who signs off on your building and your weekend. Half paperwork, half party — fully certified.

Certifier Port Macquarie → Newy Suit optional Pink lens enthusiast Local legend
Tristan Fahey
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The Profile

01 / WHO

Tristan Fahey is a certifier out of Newcastle — the bloke you actually want turning up to inspect the job. Sharp on the details, allergic to red tape, and genuinely good company on site.

By day he's making sure things are done right and signed off. By literally any other hour he's somewhere between Nobbys Beach and a balcony with a view, in a suit or a pink cap depending on the occasion.

Approachable, fast, and weirdly enthusiastic about compliance. That's the whole pitch.

Tristan at Newcastle beach
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02 / The credentials

100% Certified
0% Boring

Yes, it's literally his job to certify things. So consider this site officially stamped, approved, and ready for occupation.

Stamp of approval ✓ Knows the code Turns up on time Actually answers the phone Top bloke ✓

Two Modes

03 / RANGE
Tristan in a suit at the beach
Mode A

Boardroom & Beachfront

Suited up, glass in hand, ocean behind. The professional who still knows the best balcony in town.

Tristan in a pink cap and sunglasses
Mode B

Off The Clock

Pink lenses, gold hoops, zero notes. Same guy, the volume turned all the way up.

By The Numbers

04 / STATS
100%
Up to code
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Of Newcastle's finest
Vibes per inspection
24/7
Charisma uptime

Word on the street

"Best dressed certifier in the Hunter. Possibly the planet."

— Everyone who's met him

Slide In

05 / SAY HI

Got a job that needs signing off — or just want to know which Newcastle balcony has the best view? Hit him up.

Tristan Fahey